The Table Is Broken

The Hoppin Hot Sauce Pepper Show is back, and now the table is broken.

Maybe you noticed the obvious. The table is missing. I - I - I wasn't a part of it. I was here, but I wasn't in here. Table just fell over. No one was hurt. It's being repaired, and it will be back soon. Don't worry about the table.

Plus, Cold Pizza on Instagram and More... Hoppin Hot Sauce is a movement, and the Pepper Show is a thing!

TRANSCRIPT 

John Hoppin: Pepper Show. It's Pepper Show time.
Welcome to the Pepper Show.
The Hoppin Hot Sauce Pepper Show.
Hoppin Hot Sauce is a condiment
that makes your food taste better.
Maybe you noticed the obvious.
The table is missing.
I - I -
I wasn't a part of it.
I was here, but I wasn't in here.
Table just fell over. No one was hurt.
It's being repaired, and it will be back soon.
Don't worry about the table.
I heard from some people that
if you go to, like, cool houses at Rockaway Beach,
Far rock, on top of the fridge,
or maybe in the fridge,
or maybe on top and in the fridge,
there is some Hoppin Hot Sauce.
I heard that at cool people's house.
I'm like, ooh. Anyway, shout outs.
You should have it in your fridge,
or on top of your fridge,
or in your fridge and on top of your fridge.
The table will be back.
The table is not gone forever,
it's just not here right now,
and things are like that.
Things can go and come back,
or not everything is here.
But there is tremendous energy and creative upheaval
surrounding the Hoppin Hot Sauce Pepper Show.
I'm on Instagram, and I post pictures.
It's - it's like a sharing thing, right?
But it's also, kind of,
people know that I eat cold pizza all the time
with Hoppin Hot Sauce on it, and that's all -
it's a kind of poor diet, you know?
So you're kind of revealing that.
Check it out, Hoppin Hot Sauce.
I put it on all kinds of stuff.
I think I put it on Chinese chicken salad.
So, you know, you never know.
Never know what will be next.
Thank you for watching the Hoppin Hot Sauce Pepper Show.
Hoppin Hot Sauce is a movement,
and the Pepper Show is a thing.
Check it out at hoppinhotsauce.com.
Get yours today.
Until next time.

 

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