a film by Hoppin Hot Sauce

A slice of cold pizza is pulled from the fridge congealed and drained of life.  Once upon a time this pizza was fresh and warm. Now look at it.

Eating a slice of cold pizza can be gross and outside the purview of eating properly, but not if you have a good bottle of hot sauce. A really special bottle of hot sauce! I think this used to be a sausage and mushroom pizza, the poor thing. Taking down a slice of cold pizza top to bottom, this is how I do it. Only Hoppin Hot Sauce makes it possible.

This video features oneirific drum machines from Hot Mops, and a blue plate that I found at the thrift store for a nickel.

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