A slice of cold pizza is pulled from the fridge congealed and drained of life. Once upon a time this pizza was fresh and warm. Now look at it.
The Table Is Back
The Table Is Broken
Maybe you noticed the obvious. The table is missing. I - I - I wasn't a part of it. I was here, but I wasn't in here. Table just fell over. No one was hurt. It's being repaired, and it will be back soon. Don't worry about the table.
St. Pat's / Spring Training
I had some people over.
We had beef and potatoes and cabbage.
And, you know, when I have people over I begin the meal
I'm like, "Hey you guys, do you want Hoppin Hot Sauce?"
They're all, "Yeah!"
I'm like, "What flavor do you want?
"Do you want original flavor or do you want extra hot?"
They're like, "Both, we want both!!"
Everybody Has Parents
"Everybody Has Parents," an unavoidable biological fact with a whiff of trauma. I start this episode with the stark realization that Mother's Day and Father's Day were fast approaching.
These types of facts and certainties barrel ahead, waiting for no one. Then, we unbox the Gift Set. Recipes, stories... Did someone say free magnet?
Booth At The Harvest Festival
We had a booth at the Harvest Festival at Martial Cottle Park in San Jose. We were part of the local vendor arcade set up by SJMADE. There were old tractors, and big saws, and square dances. We heard about an "Alabama Laugh."